penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs
Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
I fucking choked on my tea
Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
Travel. As much as you can. As far as you can. As long as you can. Life’s not meant to be lived in one place.
― Unknown (via psych-facts)